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Thursday, 20 November 2008

玩野

是日,本來是司儀傾rundown,不過由於另一位司儀臨時老闆到 (奇,老闆唔係應該日日都o係度既咩?),所以只有我獨力對付一對新人,做一隻孤獨的電燈膽。

冇司儀,就先度rundown。當中有個新郎哥萬萬接受不了的點子....是緣太公與新郎相識十五載,見證著他由偏瘦肌肉型男,轉變成現在一件肥仔的「完全變態」過程;因此,太公就想為新郎度身訂造一個"珠潤堂" (應該叫"必肉站"才對)廣告...哈哈哈...傾傾下都忍唔住笑到趴左響張梳化度....

不過,既然新郎難以接受,那公諸同好也不怕;若大家認識一些玩得的肥新郎,大可一試。

首先,先參考janice的必瘦站廣告:



然後,改篇的文本如下:

新郎:(興奮的面對鏡子) 嘩!咁快肥左十五磅!
(然後興奮地跑出房, 再在另一鏡前騷首弄姿,發晒姣咁)
新郎vo:想好似我咁肥 / 必晒d肉出黎 / 賤肉橫生,快d黎必肉站啦!兩個禮拜肥六十磅二十寸,都只係$88,888,仲冇合約保證tim!快d打9999-9999報名啦!

如果真係拍到好似janice咁...一定好好笑...哇哈哈....

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