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Tuesday, 14 August 2012

鬼節近了

話說,太公今天因事坐車往沙田

巴士在公路奔馳;我聽著張懸的歌,慵懶地看著窗外的風景。

怱地,電話響了,21273400

明知是宣傳電話,卻也順手接聽。

「喂,我們是XX助選中心打來的...」
「甚麼甚麼助選中心?」
「XX助選中心 (仍是鬼食泥)...請問小姐係咪已登記選民?」
「係...但可否清楚講多次你地係咩中心?」
(已不理我的問題了) 「我地想話你知,今屆白韻琴小姐參選超級區議會功能早別;以下有段佢既真情剖白,希望可以阻小姐十零秒時間聽一下....」
(某人大驚,幾乎想掟走部電話) 「嘩!唔好卦? 我可唔可以唔使聽呀?!唔好意思!」 (說罷立時cut線)


所以,太公想同大家講:鬼節近了,你們應當...小心D陌生來電,阿彌陀佛。

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