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Saturday, 24 May 2014

當失聲病人遇上R水吹醫生

話說,有個病人認為屋企附近個醫生太廢,今日試吓公司附近果個,會否好些;當醫生問完病徵後,竟然開始R水吹....

醫:呀,你住荃灣呵?
病:(點頭)
醫:咁過嚟呢頭返工?
病:(心道: 妖唔通專程嚟睇你咩?)......(點頭)
醫:荃灣...哈,abcdefg 係咩屋苑嚟?
病:(心道: 妖上網google 囉煩膠!)....(痛苦地) XXXX
醫:咩話
病:(心道: 你條粉腸係咪玩嘢....算, 四粒字好過成句)....(更痛苦地) XXXX
醫:哦....咁我聽過喇, 英文我就未聽過即...哈
病:.......................
醫:結咗婚搬入去住?
病:(心道:妖!乾物女生活你識條春咩?).....................
醫:(見病人冇反應, 自行收皮) 哦.....呀, 轉身聽背吖
(聽完後)
醫:(懶風趣) 呀,你都幾大隻果喎!

該病人對個醫生積累約分半鐘的不滿,終於於此時大爆發!但礙於其病到手軟腳軟又失聲兼喉嚨痛,充其量只能對該醫生「怒目斜視」!

最後,醫生良心好似過意不去,雖然該病人張醫療咭cheap bom bom, 但都開返尐勁勁地的藥俾佢,相信係怕該病人會返轉頭燒佢間舖也。

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