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Monday, 9 June 2008

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同事泰山和郭ken都是wii的愛好者;其中有錢仔泰山更是崇尚正版遊戲之徒。

某天,二人在討論wii的各項遊戲及配件時...

泰:(指郭ken) 你個死cheap精,用埋晒d老翻..

ken:咁我...

(郭ken正欲解釋,太公剛好走過)

泰:(轉頭向太公, 以為太公係女仔唔打機一定支持正版)你睇下,呢d人,(指住郭ken)係咪好cheap呀,用埋晒d老翻碟打機。

(泰山話音未落,太公面上即浮現一個得戚+奸詐+低能的複雜笑容...)

太:嘿....但我係借佢(指住郭ken)既老翻再自己dup黎玩,即係自製老翻喎!

泰:(突如其來的刺激,令平素反應快的他都呆了幾秒) 下....

太:(指住自己,繼續得戚+奸詐+低能笑) 我仲download緊隻cooking mama tim,如果係真係連借都唔使借!嘿嘿嘿嘿!!

泰:(受了極大刺激狀) 呀~~~~ she's even cheaper!! 點解...點解呢組既同事係咁cheap??? (自言自語愈走愈遠)


泰山,呢個問題係因為我地窮,我地窮係因為我地人工低,我地人工低係因為商台真係cheap x 100000. 所以,最cheap應該係商台,講完。

再者,我係響應緊政府呼籲「咪幫罪犯,咪買盜版」,咁我咪唔買盜版,唔俾佢地賺呢d錢lor,我呢d咁聽話既好市民,何cheap之有?

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