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Sunday, 18 February 2007

大年初一

大年初一，太公出巡視察一下今年老翻銷售情況。

老翻店香火鼎盛；扭蛋店也不錯，街邊無端多了幾檔寫彩字和賣夾餅的，大年初一，好不熱鬧。

太公一個青春少艾，面對大廈看更門一二三號，從容不迫，咬住支脆皮雪條從容而過；喂，擺明我係青春少艾冇利是，過主啦。

但如果太公五十歲都keep住獨身，又如何呢？嗯，可能會很尷，因為一般都會應為五十歲的師奶應該都有利是派；如果你唔派，人地可能會覺得你孤寒；但係，我真係未結婚喎，點派呀？唔好老屈喎！

well，所以，太公一定要發奮圖強 -- 唔係要發奮搵好人家，"結婚"係太公既字典入面從來都唔係一個necessary term；而係，就算到左五十歲，都唔可以俾自己變做一個師奶狀物體！！

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