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Sunday, 23 September 2012

和老媽的二三事

週末在家,居然就先後被老媽氣(死)了兩次。每次都在臉書上匆匆寫下了,不過不太想這些小回憶石沉大海,轉貼過來吧。



[受驚mode] 頭先響屋企食LUNCH, 食食下, 碟榨菜肉絲入面, 居然有半粒利口樂!!

女: 媽....你係咪煮煮下飯跌咗粒利口樂入去?
媽: (含糊應過) @(@*!*#**....
女: 唉...咁唔小心架.....
(以為只係偶然事件所以繼續食, 但食食下居然仲有多一粒、兩粒、三粒!!)
女: (大驚) 媽!!媽!!你煮餸放咁多利口樂入去做咩呀?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
媽: 咁想有辣味吖嘛!!!!
女: (暈!!!!!!!!!)
(*註: 呢間屋柴米油鹽醬醋茶都有可能缺, 唯獨是辣椒醬係一定唔會囉!!)


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[再被媽媽激死mode]有人見朋友post咗首好好聽的久石讓, 醒起自己好似有果首歌的譜。打開琴櫈想搵時,驚覺D琴譜冇晒,只係見到一本本的冷衫書!

媽: 嘩!原來我啲冷衫書放晒響度!
女:(摷) 我啲琴譜呢......?
媽:嘩!呢本吖,呢本有用 (攞起第二本揭) 嘩...呢個正喎....
女:媽,我啲琴譜呢,你迫遷咗佢地去邊?
媽:(繼續陶醉中)
女:............................................

我想撼頭埋牆。


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[阿女大報復mode]返到屋企,媽媽攞咗碗湯出黎

女:(望咗一陣,抬頭)你冇落利口樂果呵?
媽:........................................

其實我真係驚!
 

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