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Thursday, 20 May 2010

惡搞賤男十二毒招

大家知我熱血,大家知我衝動,大家知我是個惡女。說實話,事隔幾天,對賤男,心中仍然有氣意難平;既然最毒婦人心,讓我來想一堆「惡搞賤男十二毒招」,不一定要實行,但光是想想,也感覺超爽!(當然有勇士想替我出手我也無任歡迎)

1. 得知與他為非作歹朋友的電話 – 三更半夜訓唔著,打去提佢起身痾夜尿。
2. 在家悶悶地,登上咸濕討論區,寫上「大波少婦等你黎」七個大字,並留下賤男或其豬朋狗友的電話。
3. 或者,索性去同志討論區,重複以上步驟,不過將「大波少婦等你黎」改作「黑實胸肌任你摸」。
4. 好心少少,於高登討論區重複以上步驟,不過將「黑實胸肌任你摸」改作「蔭權唐唐任你小」。
5. 攞住佢張相,貼響佢經常去的食肆,並加上一句:賤男與狗不得入內。
6. 找些駭客,入侵賤男的facebook,向各方好友大發告解電郵,大數十大惡行/罪狀。
7. 既然找得駭客,不如入侵埋佢個blog,寫下告解宣言,加埋其大頭,並於各大討論區大肆發放。
8. 或者唔使告解,只係用佢facebook account大發反共宣言,將之打造成新一代民主/反共/港獨之神,以後莫講話想成功入境大陸同澳門,唔一入境就俾公安拉,都已經要偷笑。
9. 四仔佬最怕基佬,攞住賤男張相去各大賣四仔碟地方,話佢係同性戀,一見到間房只得男人就會發顛摸男人,佢以後想買四仔?...嘿嘿嘿...
10. 打去東莞各大邪骨場(特別係清溪鹿城大飯店, 哼),日日以佢名義同電話幫佢留位,日日都放飛機,久而久之,睇下以後邊個場會受佢book位。
11. 以我"情場失意賭場得意"之氣勢個個星期向六合之神祈求, 個賤男想中六合彩? 下~世~啦~!!!!
12. 得知佢會去泊車唔入錶的習慣和地區,得閒打去報案投訴違例泊車,一於食牛肉乾食到佢手軟,而且可以增加庫房收入,增加出年減稅機會。


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I took a knife and cut out her eye
I took it home and watched it wither and die
Well, she's lucky that I didn't slip her a smile
That's why she sleeps with one eye open
That's the price she paid

I slipped my hand under her skirt
I said don't worry, it's not gonna hurt
Oh, my reputation's kinda clouded with dirt
That's why you sleep with one eye open
That's the price you paid

I said, hey, girl with one eye
Get your filthy fingers out of my pie
I said, hey, girl with one eye
I'll cut your little heart out cause you made me cry



I'll cut your little heart out cause you made me cry

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4 Comments:

Blogger 浪子m: said...

好狠喎

20:45  
Blogger Olivian said...

打去骨場,話佢有性病,生花柳…

20:50  
Blogger 太公 said...

oli: 冇用架, 大陸骨場果d大把有性病生花柳甚至係帶菌者啦...

m: 我有唔係做, 諗下梗係有咁狠得咁狠, 咁先夠身心舒泰架嘛!!

21:34  
Anonymous grass said...

Give u a "LIKE"!!!
You are so creative baby :P

For point 9, 四仔佬最怕基佬, u may post his photo to forum n said he's gay n "S" for free instead of "大波少婦等你黎" !

19:15  

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