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Wednesday, 17 September 2008

太公笑談廣東話

本來想寫一些正經的社會現象分析,但奈何太公的生活實在充滿低能之事,不得不記下來。

是日,太公和一眾朋友透過 year book yourself 為一個我們的共同眼中釘整了一輯變性懷舊照片 (亦即,該眼中釘是男的,我們卻將女性懷舊髮型加諸其身上...)

有好野當然要和院友分享。但院友竟然有以下反應:


院友:其實佢個樣都唔係咁差,你地咁整人會唔會唔係咁好?

太公:下?!佢個樣唔太差?但佢d行徑, 話佢仆街我都怕映衰d仆街!!有人咁俾心機整佢佢偷笑啦!!

院友:唔太差......係好很差......咁比仆街更仆街應該點稱呼?

太公:(思考中) 仆街王....仆街之契弟....(諗到個終極方案!) 呀!仆街之霸 , 簡稱: 「仆霸」

院友:妖,而家真係笑到仆街


係呀,如果大家真係見到個人,比仆街更仆街的話,就叫佢做「仆霸」啦!!

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