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Tuesday, 30 October 2012

樹根傳

樹根,字treegun,小欖痴筋人也。生時,有舊雲若樹,飄浮根上,因以為名。未彌月,江華口水爆棚,水暴至,母鐘氏抱根坐痰罐中,衝濤乘流而下,及岸,得不死。

根少欠氣度,人厚多言。天資魯鈍,記錯晒書傳,尤好子烏虛有及焚書坑孺。家貧,拾薪為燭,拜主法達旦不寐。生有神力,未冠,能廢UP三千句。學射於素玉。玉射三矢,皆正字,以示根;根引弓一發,澳門立法會;再發,於立法會議員擔任議員。玉大驚,以一大舊雲贈之。根由是益自練習,盡得開會一舊雲術。

未幾,玉返家鄉,根悲慟不已。每值朔望,必至主法會,奠而泣;又引玉所贈舊雲,廢UP三句,乃酹。父知而義之,撫其背曰:「使汝異日得禮義廉,其殉國死義乎?」應曰:「惟大人許兒以身報香港人民共和國,何事不可為?」


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Wikipedia: 鐘樹根

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