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Friday, 3 April 2009

太公爛gag實錄

最近搞得太多爛gag, 趁未忘記，快快記下：

1.
(電視新聞) ：土瓜灣發生警員開槍事件...

太公：(突然) 我屋企都開槍喎！

(眾同事驚訝地望著太公！)

太公：鋁窗個「窗」！

(眾同事不支倒地！)


2.
(電視新聞) ：於本港xx地區發現座頭鯨....

同事T: 蝦，香港有鯨魚既咩？

太公：(自信滿滿地) 有！

(眾同事望向太公，期待她進一步解釋！)

太公：李慧「鯨」！

(眾同事再一次不支倒地！)


3.
「清明時節雨紛紛，路上行人係Maren」
(該名叫Maren之同事極想撼頭埋牆......但係撼太公個頭！)


4.
「朱生麗質難自棄」
(好在新聞部朱啟謙唔知太公攪呢個爛gag...)

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