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Wednesday, 28 January 2009

見人講人話‧見鬼講鬼話

所以說,不要信專櫃小姐們說的話。

太公是日感到皮膚有點鬆弛 (一定因為就黎變"中女", 所以...><),所以走去某專賣護膚品的店,買支可改善徵狀的的Mask。

為免麻煩,太公向店員訛稱自己用齊該店整個「三步曲」系列;該店員竟指太公「皮膚幾好」?!

下?!

太公是日臉色因睡得不好而呈暗啞色澤,剛出完暗瘡的印兩個,更有一粒蠢蠢欲出的暗瘡 (冇計,新年食得多熱氣野);重點是,昨晚太公沒回家,今晨未有用洗面膏洗面,一定是油光滿面.....這也算「皮膚幾好」?!

我想,專櫃小姐對客人皮膚標準的評定準則是:用齊整套用品的,皮膚起碼都有「幾好」的程度;不過,如果沒有用齊,就算你皮膚白滑,她們總可在你臉上找到一些缺點,然後為你加以「糾正」的。

這不是「見人講人話‧見鬼講鬼話」,是甚麼?這年頭,到處都是這些人。

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