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Wednesday, 13 June 2007

天壇大佛大戰昂坪360

Round 1

話說昂坪360初啟用時,因為影響氣流,繼而影響天壇大佛日常閉氣作息,於是天壇大佛難以壓抑心中的怒火,一於要同昂坪360黎返場大戰咁話。

大佛:你個邪魔外道,我今日要了結你呢個妖孽!大~佛~朝~宗~!!!!我妻!

360: (慒炳)下....好驚呀, 好驚呀....(驚到停左)

大佛:(驚)下,呢d後生仔咁唔襟嚇既?我都未射中佢,佢自己停左?
(大佛放下原本準備出大佛朝宗的手;但因為手風太勁,唔覺意撞到昂坪360隻燒豬移位)

昂坪360經此一嚇, 嚇到精神錯亂,會間歇性呆滯停鬼左;好在後來有關徵狀得以緩和。

Round 2

上回講到大佛打算出手攻擊昂坪360,點知手都未出,360已經嚇到停左,精神仲錯亂埋。為怕俾人話佢欺凌弱小,大佛決定忍,由得個360 自己轉黎轉去,最多得閒當佢傻仔笑下佢。直至有一晚....

360: 阿大佛叔....

大佛:咩事?無聊野咪問下,自己上網查,唔好阻我打坐呀下!

360: 我......我覺得我身痕!

大佛:下!你身痕?你身痕關我咩事呢?你身痕咪搵人刷下背lor...

360: 我....我唔知搵邊個呀....

大佛:氣!俾你激死!人少少,我當積返d陰德,幫你R啦。你邊度痕呀?

360: 呢卡車箱頂咯。 (手指某車箱頂與電纜連接處)

大佛:嗱,你唔好郁呀下...

(大佛正欲伸隻手埋去"r" 360個車卡頂,豈料,個車卡突然成卡跌左落黎!)

大佛:下...我仲未"店"到喎....唔關我事架, I'm nobody's child....

360: 我....我....身體某部分...甩左!我甩左身體某部分呀!救命呀~~~~! (說罷即暈!)

大佛:喂,你唔好暈住呀,喂~~~~!


(事件往後之發展,相信大家看新聞都已經略知一二;事後360雖然間中有醒返,但見到自己身體果部份仲未駁返,即時又暈過。而係經年累月既取笑中同360建立左微妙感情既大佛呢,就更加唏噓....)

遊大佛善信A: 喂, 你知唔知呢, 原來360跌左卡車卡呢,係因為開幕時個燒豬放錯左位呀!

善信b: 咁大鑊!燒豬放錯位,真係可大可小架!

善信A:係呀!今次都係跌左卡車卡姐,下次可能會成個爆tim呀!


以上對話,大佛聽在耳裏,很不是味兒:

大佛:死啦..佢開幕果日,係我唔覺意郁到佢隻燒豬果喎,佢而家冇左一忽,唔通真係因為.....哎....我應該點算呢?點算呀....


自此,大佛陷於深深的自責當中,不能自拔,最後更決定扮「預備回歸」,閉關為360唸經上香,希望可以救返佢一命。


欲知後事如何,請看下回分解

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Anonymous idiotSupremo said...

http://buddy-buddy.blogspot.com/2007/06/360.html

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