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Saturday, 19 January 2008

Call 台

call機曾經在本港風靡一時;雖然如今call機已經成為歷史物品,然而,call台文化,還殘留在一些比較富貴又事忙的大人物圈子中,如一眾立法會議員,就經常教我們要用到call台

現今的call台,接線基地已轉移內地;是以,不少接線的都是內地的廣東人,他們對香港的了解極少,以致留言時鬧出不少笑話。

個案一:

咩雲:(對call台) 嗯..同機主講係工業電台,上下大局...

call台:xapoiypaiowupeoiawu....

咩雲:係工~業~電~台~呀!上下呀...上下左右個上下呀..

(良久,對方終於明)

咩雲:想搵機主錄聲音紅絲帶,錄音個錄,聲音,即係聽果d聲音,紅絲聲...(正欲解釋)

call台:(懶醒) 哦!「錄音帶」!

現場所見,咩雲隨即笑到收唔到聲,將電話遞向太公:

太公:喂?

call台:(固執) 係咪錄音帶呀?咩錄音帶呀?

結果,此仗call台大勝,本組兩位女同事,全軍笑到覆沒


個案二:

太公:(已經身經百戰,識得慢慢講) 唔該,留工~業~電~台,上~下~大~局~....

call台:係咪上下左右個上下?

太公:係!然後...

call台:係!工業電台!上下「飯」局...

下?飯局?志雲飯局咩?call台又勝一仗...

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