太公為民除害記
(此篇blog可能會令hello kitty 迷情緒不安,敬請留意)
太公向來不太喜歡hello kitty, 不知是隻「冇咀怪獸」下了甚麼迷藥,致令不少女孩子/中女/老女等都對它痴戀不已,並瘋狂購買其物品。為了拯救這班受害女士,太公決定為民除害。
首先捉隻「冇咀怪獸」返屋企
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糟質一番先....
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拆左佢層保護膜 -- 準備受死啦,「冇咀怪獸」!!!
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酷刑時間開始!首先咬走你隻左腳....
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好,既然你肯求饒,咬整走你個蝴蝶結算啦,俾你回回氣...
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哼!但係我冇話放過你喎!你隻怪物!我今日一定要收拾你架啦!反正你都冇左個蝴蝶結架啦,咁順便咬走你隻左耳啦!
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反正你都五官不全!咬埋你個鼻!
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左眼!
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右眼!嘩嘩嘩!冇晒五官既hello kitty!好恐怖呀!怪獸真面目呀~~~~!
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你隻怪獸!等我繼續消滅你!我要你一點一點地係呢個世界上面消~失~!
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哇呵呵呵呵~~~~~~!!!!!
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哇卡卡卡!受死啦!冇咀怪獸!!
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我要繼續為民除害...我啛~~~~!
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啛~~~!
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你地睇下!呢個冇晒手手腳腳同個頭既hello kitty,係幾咁恐怖,幾咁得人驚?!
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太公唯有俾埋佢最後一擊........受死啦!冇咀怪獸!以後唔好再為禍人間啦!
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哇呵呵~~~~哇呵呵呵呵呵呵~~~~~~你隻冇咀怪獸都害得人多,今日我終於收拾到你啦!好野!好野!哇哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!
太公向來不太喜歡hello kitty, 不知是隻「冇咀怪獸」下了甚麼迷藥,致令不少女孩子/中女/老女等都對它痴戀不已,並瘋狂購買其物品。為了拯救這班受害女士,太公決定為民除害。
首先捉隻「冇咀怪獸」返屋企
糟質一番先....
拆左佢層保護膜 -- 準備受死啦,「冇咀怪獸」!!!
酷刑時間開始!首先咬走你隻左腳....
好,既然你肯求饒,咬整走你個蝴蝶結算啦,俾你回回氣...
哼!但係我冇話放過你喎!你隻怪物!我今日一定要收拾你架啦!反正你都冇左個蝴蝶結架啦,咁順便咬走你隻左耳啦!
反正你都五官不全!咬埋你個鼻!
左眼!
右眼!嘩嘩嘩!冇晒五官既hello kitty!好恐怖呀!怪獸真面目呀~~~~!
你隻怪獸!等我繼續消滅你!我要你一點一點地係呢個世界上面消~失~!
哇呵呵呵呵~~~~~~!!!!!
哇卡卡卡!受死啦!冇咀怪獸!!
我要繼續為民除害...我啛~~~~!
啛~~~!
你地睇下!呢個冇晒手手腳腳同個頭既hello kitty,係幾咁恐怖,幾咁得人驚?!
太公唯有俾埋佢最後一擊........受死啦!冇咀怪獸!以後唔好再為禍人間啦!
哇呵呵~~~~哇呵呵呵呵呵呵~~~~~~你隻冇咀怪獸都害得人多,今日我終於收拾到你啦!好野!好野!哇哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!
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