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Friday, 12 January 2007

三爺孫大鬧環球嘉年華

某日,某爺孫三人前往環球嘉年華遊玩;該名阿爺帶同其孫仔孫女一同登上一摩天輪車箱,坐在一對情侶對面。

當摩天輪愈升愈高之前,阿爺感到右手邊出現左隻震住之小手,欲捉住佢隻肥臂!

孫女:(氣若游絲兼面色發青)阿爺, 我好驚呀....我畏高架....救我....

爺:(大驚)氣!你畏高就咪鬼上黎啦!

孫女:(繼續氣若游絲兼愈來愈震)我....我....驚......

(雖然天氣嚴寒,但對面果對情侶禁不住流下斗大的汗珠)

爺孫二人擾攘一輪後...

爺:氣!俾你激死!(望向左面)你話嘞!畏高就係咪唔應該上黎....喂!你冇野呀嘛!

(該孫仔面色發紫,兼蠢蠢欲嘔咁款!)

爺:(大為緊張,呢d叫重男輕女)喂,你冇事呀ma, 喂....(隨手執起個環球嘉年華紀念袋)嗱,你要嘔嘔係入面啦。

孫:(面色發紫地接過袋子,欲嘔之狀).......

孫女:(忽然唔驚)嗱,唔驚唔驚,我呢度有紙巾...

爺:(幫手遞紙巾)嗱,紙巾呀...

孫女:(繼續"um")嗱,仲有一包,多多都有

爺:嘩!你咁多紙巾既?

孫女:係呀,我怕萬一呀ma...(然後爺孫二人開始討論"紙巾之用途",注意該孫女已經唔多記得左要"驚")

孫: (痛苦地嘔吐中)..........


正當爺孫三人忙亂之際,在該近乎密閉輪箱的另一邊,該對男女繼續汗大如斗...

女: (對男細細聲講, 對眼則望實想嘔果個)我好驚呀...(見到個孫仔嘔時, 面色即變青)我真係好驚呀....我好想快d落車...

男: (無奈)....好快架啦.......






除左玩摩天輪嚇親人之外,據報該三爺孫更玩到該嘉年華之碰碰車,咖啡杯型過山車,以及滑浪飛船等等設施有初步損毀跡象,疑是負荷過重所致。

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